clabwag replied to your post: “when i open the facebook app i instincively drag the unread message…”:
you don’t answer me anywhere, SO

please don’t break up with me

the main point of that post is i get to get as drunk as my heart desires without that many repercussions for my 21st birthday

when i open the facebook app i instincively drag the unread message bubbles to close before it even loads who they are like please…..stop messaging me on facebook i don’t have the mental capacity to answer you on there

i don’t update my /tagged/me very often but it’s so important that you check it often just to reassure yourself that i’m really cute

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Can someone explain this metaphor shit to me

After picking me up from the hospital boy bought me a family sized container of roasted red pepper hummus I think it’s time to break out the l word……

I’m back at my dorm now I just passed out because I’m dehydrated and don’t eat enough haha badum chh laughs

Guess who fainted in the middle of a class presentation, hit her head and is now waiting in the hospital for her CAT scan results

Buzzfeed has a quiz that’s “are you a bad feminist” and its basically “you shave and wear make up and enjoy certain artists? Bad feminist!!!!!”

:)))

I’m on call and boy is working so I have to take a nap and not do my job drunk what kind of world is this

I’m on call and boy is working so I have to take a nap and not do my job drunk what kind of world is this